The pharmaceutics of academia

MA student : alcohol + herbal meds.

 

PhD student : alcohol + herbal meds + xanax.

 

Postdoc : alcohol + xanax + antidepressants.

 

Assistant Professor : alcohol + xanax + lithium.

 

Associate Professor : alcohol + xanax + lithium + shrink. 

 

Professor : alcohol + xanax + lithium + shrink + yoga/mindfulness/tai chi.

 

 


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